Stories
Bible Parodies
God Writes to His Ex - God had been thinking about his former lover Israel, so he decided to dictate a letter to his prophet Jeremiah.
An Unholy Vision - As Ezekiel waits to cross the river Kebar, he sees something that shakes him to his core!
Something Fishy This Way Comes - God tells Jonah to preach a message of doom to the people of Nineveh, so Jonah runs away and ends up in a whale.
Other
The Lamb of Bob - Nobody lives by the word of God like Bob; and I mean that quite literally! Here’s a twisted tale of parenting, forgiveness, and atonement that will make you thankful he’s fictional.
How the Christ Stole Christmas - A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas', starring Jesus as the Grinch.
Fucking Pronouns! - In everyday life, we call cisgender (non-trans) people by their preferred name and refer to them by their preferred pronouns. Transgender people aren’t asking for any special treatment in this regard, they expect the same basic courtesy you extend to cis people. If you find it absurd to make a fuss when you’re told that Samuel prefers to go by Sam and ‘he’ but don’t when it comes to trans people, perhaps you should consider that your argument against trans people isn’t really about names and pronouns
God and Trump: The Real Story - I interview God about Trump's presidency.
Egg-Gate -
Cease and Desist - God's lawyer warned me to stop writing stories and tweeting about him...
Am I the Asshole? - God writes an AITA post on Reddit.
Tweeting a Flat Earther - If you've ever tried to argue with a flat earther, you'll know this headache. This is a dramatisation.
Independence Day - A letter to America on the anniversary from its break up from the UK.
