Stories
Bible Parodies
God Writes to His Ex - God had been thinking about his former lover Israel, so he decided to dictate a letter to his prophet Jeremiah.
An Unholy Vision - As Ezekiel waits to cross the river Kebar, he sees something that shakes him to his core!
Something Fishy This Way Comes - God tells Jonah to preach a message of doom to the people of Nineveh, so Jonah runs away and ends up in a whale.
Other
The Lamb of Bob - Nobody lives by the word of God like Bob; and I mean that quite literally! Here’s a twisted tale of parenting, forgiveness, and atonement that will make you thankful he’s fictional.
How the Christ Stole Christmas - A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas', starring Jesus as the Grinch.
God and Trump: The Real Story - I interview God about Trump's presidency.
Egg-Gate -
Tweeting a Flat Earther - If you've ever tried to argue with a flat earther, you'll know this headache. This is a dramatisation.
Cease and Desist - God's lawyer warned me to stop writing stories and tweeting about him...
Independence Day - A letter to America on the anniversary from its break up from the UK.
Am I the Asshole? - God writes an AITA post on Reddit.
